Swan wrote:H'm... Let me get this straight...
If something is carried around, or picked up manually... it's said to have been... handled. By the hands.
If you stare at something, you are... eyeing it...
A baby puts everything in its mouth... so you could say an item has been mouthed...
So Ivan stuffed Foster's shorts down his own pants...
and they're tainted!
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
You, my friend, need an award.
