Me: Hay, hay sleepy head, wake up!

Victoria:ZZZZ...hu-wha?

Victoria: I'm awake! I'm awake!
Me: Good, so how do you like your new home?
Victoria: It's better than that stupid box.

Victoria:But the weird thing is as soon as I was un-boxed you had cloths for me... The right size and every thing.
Me:Ya, so?
Victoria:You don't use patterns, and I'm your first BJD.
Me: Uhhhhhhh...

Me: Here's a good luck cat!
Victoria: OMG! Too cute...and he has a little jingle bell!

Victoria: Hay! You're trying to distract me with an awesome Japanese kitty!
Me: Dam! It works on American tourists...
Victoria: Now, about the clothes...

Me: Yes, the clothes...*cough* secret twin sister *cough* Oh look a sumo Domo-Con!
Victoria:What about...*distracted by Domo-Con* Yay! Domo-Con!

Victoria: Wait what were we talking about again?
Me:Domo-Con?
Victoria: Ya, that sounds right.

The end?
Whew, dodged that bullet for now, more stories on the way(hopefully) Thanks for looking!