Me:I don't understand it...He's got eyes, and hair now... why won't he wake up?
Me: Well...back to business...Vee! get down here!
Victoria: What? I was talking to someone.
Me: I need you down here for an important matter...and were did you get that outfit?
Victoria: A blue-skin woman, she gave it to me...said something about it not being "slutty" enough...
Me: Wow I got nothin...
Victoria:So, whats up?
Me: I'm stumped. Our mystery man has eyes but no life.
Victoria: Bummer, so whatcha gunna do?
Me: Well besides giving you a grammar lesson, I'm not sure. I've been reading and...
Victoria: And?
Me: I got nothin...But looking through all books...There's someone who might have the answer.
Victoria: Well were are they?
Me: Well that's the thing...I'm going to need to summon her, and I need you to sit on this, so you don't get possessed again...
Victoria: Well...put it on the couch. The floor is cold.
Me: Good now stay still, I need to focus...
Victoria: All I know this better work.
Me: Shhh! *Focusing, breathing deeply* Grandmother wolf so sagely and wise, I need help and advice come to me!Rise!
*looks around*
Me: Grandmother wolf?
Me: Grandma wolf? Huh, nothing well back to the drawing board Vee...
GW: Hello my child.
Me: bloody hell...
GW: You needed my advice little one?
Me: Ya, now that I have you here... I have two questions; I have a mystery doll that won't wake up. He has eyes and every thing but he won't wake up.
GW: Well something tells me your problems with that are nearing an end...and your other question?
Me: If my doll Victoria is possessed how do I get her back to normal?
GW: Well have you tried summoning her spirit to her body?
Me: Ha! Like that'll work...*Ahem* Victoria, Victoria, back to your old self I know...
Me: Just as surly as the river flows! *scoffs* I knew nothing would happ...
Me: Bloody hell(again) ugh... never again...
Victoria: Ugh, same here
Mystery man: That Was So Awesome!
Continued on next post...
He's quite the gentleman!
