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Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

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Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby Resu » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:04 pm

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Klar: Have you been good while I was gone, Yuubris?
Yuubris: X3

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Tanja: *busts into the room* Klarivence, I want a divorce.

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Klar: We're not married.

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Tanja: Actually, we are. I drugged you that one time while we were in Vegas and we got married. Isn't this our marriage license?
Klar: Isn't that just a piece of rolled up paper?

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Tanja: I want the house.

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Klar: We don't have a house.

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Tanja: Fine. Then I want the kids.
Klar: We don't have any kids.

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Tanja: Yes we do! It's Yuubris!
Klarivence: Impossible!

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Aurym: *suddenly appearing* Exactly!

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Klar: Finally! Someone sane!

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Aurym: Yuubris is clearly our love child.

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Klar: ...
Tanja: H- how could you, Klarivence! You've been cheating on me all these years? I want a divorce!
Klar: How the [censored] can Yuubris be Aurym's and my love child? Neither of us can give birth!

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Aurym: Actually, men can get pregnant. After all, those yaoi fangirls can't all be wrong, can they?
Klar: ...

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Tanja: *gasps* I- I want a DNA test!

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Klar: We can't. Yuubris is a robot.
Aurym: You know what that means.
Klar: Exactly.

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Aurym: I am absolutely Yuubris' father!
Klar: *face palm*
Aurym: After all, I am the founder of a robotics research lab.

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Tanja: Damn you! Fine! Have it your way! I'm still getting the house!
Klar: *sighs heavily* There is no house...

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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Klar: I'm sorry, Yuurbis. Did I wake you?

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Yuubris: X3
Klar: *chuckles* I wonder... are robots capable of dreaming?

End!~

Notes: I had this scenario written and sitting around for quite a while. The idea was born while I was trying to go to sleep, so I got out of bed and wrote it down before I could forget it. XD
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby cirquemom » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:27 pm

I love it, Resu. It made me laugh. :)
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby richila » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:18 pm

So, not only can robots dream, but they have really weird dreams. LOL
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby absynthe1972 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:44 pm

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

Sorry, but that's exactly what came to mind when Klar wonders if robots are capable of dreaming.
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby Dark Angel » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:29 pm

I think I love Klar. I can't get over how awesome his new head is.
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby Geektopian » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:08 am

Damn, absynthe beat me to it! :lol:
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby Hippolyta » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:11 pm

Lol! This was hilarious! :lol:
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby TheShadow » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:49 am

You soooo had me going here! I thought, "Geez! What a mess!" and with each turn it got crazier! And then......it was all a dream! Yep....you had me going! :lol:
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby claws » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:57 pm

LOL! I thought Tanja had been watching too many soap operas... XD
Klar and Yuubris are so, so cute. <3
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Re: Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)

Postby leopardessmoon » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:04 pm

awsome! at first I thought they were pulling a prank on Klar. teehee
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