"Hi! I'm Lion'a. I'm a Wish Pixie who was summoned here by a very naughty little
kitsune to be the answer to her troubles! *giggles*"
"Let's meet my new Master! Mina-samaaaaaaaa!"
Mina: ...What in the world are
you?
Lion'a: I'm not a "what". I'm a "who"! And who I am is what I am, and that is Lion'a, your very own pixie helper!
Mina: I don't remember asking for a pixie helper...
Lion'a: You summoned me yesterday!
Mina: ...Oh no, did I botch another of my kitsune spells? *facepalm*
Lion'a: I am not a botch. I am a pixie!
Lion'a: And together, I will help you to wrest power from the evil one called Little Ari, overthrow your mean master, Yukiko, and make the beautiful elf called Gilan fall madly in love with you! Just like you wished!
Mina: ...
Mina: No way, I couldn't have messed up
this badly. Are you really that suspicious Paypal charge that Little Ari noticed when she hacked PaladinAri's account last week?
Lion'a: We will start with the evil one, Little Ari. Perhaps she will have an "accident" during her next sewing adventure...? *giggles*
Mina: !!!