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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby K2! » Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:36 pm

davidd wrote:Not fair! Kiz has slaves to do the heavy lifting for her!

This is true, although the trick is to make them not feel like slaves or servants.

That chair is epic! Did you make it? If not, where did Kiz steal it from?

It was sold on another board. It is well (and correctly) made and heavy. The seller was in Germany so postage was more than the asking price. But when you see stuff like that ya gotta jump on it!
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby davidd » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:26 pm

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!!! CORONAVIRUS PANIC !!!
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby maywong » Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:54 am

LOL, but now they can't breath.
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby werepuppy » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:32 am

Well, it's a solution...
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby K2! » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:21 pm

Sort of like the "drinking bleach" solution. Ya can't get the virus if you're already dead.
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby davidd » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:34 pm

K2! wrote:Sort of like the "drinking bleach" solution. Ya can't get the virus if you're already dead.


We may as well be. All the restaurants are being ordered to close. People are being ordered to stay indoors... for weeks or months... with the police enforcing the orders. People are losing their jobs as restaurants and the service sector shut down. They won't be able to pay their rent so they'll end up homeless. They won't be able to pay their credit cards so within a few weeks millions of credit ratings will be destroyed. No more car sales. No more credit card purchases. No more expensive dollies!

Sounds bleak. But I can't shoot myself, because I failed to stock up on ammo (or even to buy a gun, for that matter) before this happened, and now all the gun shops are sold out of everything.

No bullets and no toilet paper. No milk and no potatoes.

Could be worse. I could be a girl. I noticed that feminine hygiene products are completely sold out at every store I visited today.
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby davidd » Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:32 pm

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Today is the day the "authorities" originally said restrictions would be lifted. If we could be patient for three weeks, the danger would pass.
Rather than things getting better, here we are, three weeks in, and more restrictions were announced here last night. No estimated date for relaxing anything this time. "Authorities" say they are "looking closely" at other possible closures and restrictions.

In other news: still no toilet tissue anywhere.
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby maywong » Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:37 pm

Well at least the stores around me have toilet paper.
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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby davidd » Wed May 20, 2020 9:19 pm

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Re: Smart Doll Stories

Postby maywong » Thu May 21, 2020 3:34 am

That's a awful big truck for those girls to drive. LOL
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