by davidd » Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:58 am
We need you to stay here with Kiz, Cheeto, and Finn, Trisha! Really!
Besides, The Company has changed during your brief absence. You would scarcely recognize it. They make Smart Dolls out of something called Cortex now, which is a fancy name for snap-together plastic. Smart Dolls have seams! And there's a new skin tone called Cinnamon, which will ultimately replace the color of Kiz and Cheeto. And there are scads of new face sculpts, some of which are called "semi-realistic," but they're... weird, with squinty eyes and wide mouths. And agents like you are a thing of the past, as super-heroes – Disney mega-conglomerate licensed super-heroes – are poised to take over in Smart Doll Land. And... and... and all of the XL and up bust sizes have been permanently discontinued! As have busts with what Culture Japan euphemistically refers to as "headlights."
You wouldn't fit in there anymore, Trish. You belong here, with Kiz and the gang. It's time to make a new life!
Besides, you're poised to win a lot of coins or candy playing cards with Finn and Cheeto!
(So happy to see the girls back in action! I've missed seeing their exploits these past several weeks!)