Aurym: This is #@$%ing stupid. I don't see why I have to do this.
Klar: Oh come now, there is no harm in doing this, is there? Besides, they already paid you to do the safety video.
Aurym: *muttering incoherently*
Aurym: Don't eat or drink in the laboratory. Know the locations of the eye wash and emergency shower. Blah blah blah.
Klar: How about you speak with more enthusiasm?
Aurym: How about... no.
Aurym: Don't smell the chemicals directly. CanI@#$%inggonow?
Klar: And never taste the chemicals unless directed.
Aurym: When heating chemicals in a test tube, point it away from people. (Unless that person is Klarivence.)
Klar: Acid into water. Not the other way around!
SHATTER
Klar: Oh........
Aurym: Dispose of the chemicals properly. Never pour them down the drain.
Klar: How about we skip to disposing of broken glassware?
Aurym: Don't pick them up with your bare hands, and don't put them in the garbage cans.
Klar: Excellent! Now where can I find the broom and dust pan to clean up this mess?
Aurym: Did you @#$%ing break my glassware?
Klar: Just the test tubes.
Aurym: Disregard everything I said earlier. Just @#$%ing toss Klarivence into a vat of acid.
Klar: Hmm... I am going to go see if I can reverse that payment. I do not think this lab safety video is going to work after all...
End!~
