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For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

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For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Resu » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:30 pm

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Aurym: Vampire, explain to me why we're all sitting here?
Tanja: Well, lately we've been neglected a bit, so I convinced Resu to hold a hearing for all of us.
Aurym: ... again with that imaginary creature of yours, vampire?

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Klar: I told you she still doesn't exist to him, Tanja...

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Aurym: Exactly why are your legs on my lap, Klarivence?
Klar: Because it is nice and comfortable?

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Klar: Why else?
Tanja: *backhands Aurym's face* Just shut up, you two! Do you guys even know how much effort it took me to get Resu off her lazy butt?!
Aurym: @#$% YOU, VAMPIRE! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING @#$%ING HIT?!
Tanja: Because you're closer!

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Resu: So, uh... you guys ready?
Tanja: I think I got everyone?
Aurym: Who is the vampire speaking to?
Klar: Imagine we are all dolls.
Aurym: ...
Klar: And Tanja's speaking to our owner.
Ciel: What's... going on?

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599: Um... mommy told me to come here?
Resu: Sure, find a seat somewhere.

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599: I'm... um... 599...
Klar: Oh? I do not believe that we have met?
599: Is there... room for me to sit down?
Klar: There's plenty of room on my lap. ;)
599: ..........
Tanja: *off screen* Go ahead and take my seat, 599. And stay away from Klar, too.
Klar: I am hurt, Tanja...

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599: Um... I'm 599.
Aurym: So I've heard.
Resu: So... are you guys ready now?
Tanja: Yes! Let's get started!

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Klar: So, do we just shout out whenever?
Resu: You raise your hand and I'll call on you!
599: You're wearing a lab coat... what do you do?
Aurym: Right now? I'd like to dissect this annoying little creature that won't @#$%ING shut up.

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599: What does it look like?
Aurym: Well, I don't @#$%ing KNOW. Maybe it's @#$%ING YOU?
599: . _ .
Yuubris: *raising her hand* X3
Resu: Uh... Yuubris?

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Yuubris: =D
Resu: Your request for more shoes is denied. Need I remind you that you have more shoes than everyone here combined?
Yuubris: D=

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Resu: Yes, Ciel?
Ciel: My butler.
Resu: Uh... that'll have to wait until my sewing skills get to the level of making a tailcoat...

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Resu: Yes, Klar?
Klar: More sexy time with Aurym.
Resu: ....

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Aurym: OBJECTION! I refuse to take part in any more of these @#$%ING "sexy time" with this @#$%er!
Klar: Oh? I have yet to hear you object during these "sexy times" in the past.
Aurym: !!!!!
599: Sexy... time....? O_O
Resu: Uh... your request will be further... uh... contemplated?

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Resu: Yes, Tanja?
Tanja: Clothes that actually fit me, please? Unlike those boys over there, I have to look presentable for Nikita!
Resu: Your request will be considered.

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Sophie: I OBJECT!
Resu: Huh?
Sophie: I am here to represent the uninvited 1/6th people. WE HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
Resu: Okay?

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Sophie: What ever happened to the promise of a reworked storyline and photostory series?
Resu: Well... due to a lack of motivation to make sets and the like...
Sophie: EXCUSES! Zabiyeh, show them all!

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Sophie: BEHOLD! The poor neglected little souls you've forgotten!
Resu: You realize I could toss your ungrateful little plastic butts up for sale, right?
Voice: *meekly* Um... what about me?

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Resu: Was that just my imagination?
Voice: *meekly* Nooooo... lower...

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Spider Monster (?): TT A TT
Resu: Oh... you... yeah.......

End!~
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby KitKat » Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:52 pm

That's exactly how I feel right now. I was suppose to finish that night light thing, but I'm student teaching and I don't think I'll have time to ever finish. You know...I never did cut into him. Maybe I can send him to someone that WILL do something neato with him.
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Resu » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:03 pm

KitKat wrote:That's exactly how I feel right now. I was suppose to finish that night light thing, but I'm student teaching and I don't think I'll have time to ever finish. You know...I never did cut into him. Maybe I can send him to someone that WILL do something neato with him.

Yeah, I thought I'd have more free time last semester since I couldn't get into enough classes to be a full time student, but one of my classes ended up being tougher than I anticipated so I ended up neglecting it.

I wonder if K2!'s offer is still standing. XD
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby K2! » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:09 pm

One word solution to all their problems and questions:

ebay!
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Greyhaunt » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:22 pm

Really? I thought you would have recommended something more like C4
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby richila » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:43 pm

Who is sitting on the little sofa/chair next to Ciel?
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Resu » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:55 pm

richila wrote:Who is sitting on the little sofa/chair next to Ciel?

Ciel is on the little sofa next to Ciel. I have one 1/4th and one 1/6th. :lol:
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Eseme » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:44 pm

Poor 1/6 people!

But yeah, life gets busy sometimes, and stuff does not happen.
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Geektopian » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:44 pm

See, this is what happens when they become aware of you. My folks are unaware and/or indifferent to my presence and they don't cause this kind of trouble for me. :lol:

Something I've been pondering is, what is the belief in your existence called and what are dolls like Aurym who don't believe in, or refuse to acknowledge that you are real? :?
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Re: For Fear of a Revolution... (x-posted)

Postby Resu » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:56 am

Eseme wrote:Poor 1/6 people!

But yeah, life gets busy sometimes, and stuff does not happen.

Well, to be honest, it's part "busy with real life", and part "I'm just going to sit on my laptop surfing the web aaaaall day" that all these projects piled up. More so the latter than the former... :lol:

Mlatch221 wrote:See, this is what happens when they become aware of you. My folks are unaware and/or indifferent to my presence and they don't cause this kind of trouble for me. :lol:

Something I've been pondering is, what is the belief in your existence called and what are dolls like Aurym who don't believe in, or refuse to acknowledge that you are real? :?

I'm Santa Clause and everyone except Aurym believes in me. XD
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