Clover: I HAD TO USE IT TO MAKE MY NEST, SNAKE MONSTER LADY!
Me:
Why did you make a nest? For Bruce?Clover: *sigh* No, Snake Monster Lady, Bruce lives in your action figure box... I made a nest because I have to sit on my egg!
Me:............ fairies lay eggs? <_< and are you even old enough to be able to reproduce?
Clover: See? Egg!
Me:......
Clover: O__O IT'S HATCHING!
Clover: My baby hatched! Yay!
Me: Wait, that's a...
Clover: HE'S MY BABY!
Clover: Smile for the camera and say hi to your daddy, Vargas Junior!
Vargas Junior: Hiss.
>_>
So basically she stole my McDonald's Beanie Baby snake, stuffed him in a vending machine prize capsule, let him "hatch" and is now pretending he's her baby.
