Dollieh Sanctuary

Hi all, it's been a busy time for me, as Victoria sat bored in my room. So I let her borrow my computer while I was gone. Then packages started to arrive at the house...


Victoria: ...this grey wig is cute...
Me: Vee?

Victoria: Ya? Whats up?
Me: Do you know about... Wait when did you get green eyes?

Victoria: I got them on-line, by the way the internet is fascinating. Especially this Ebay.
Me: Were are you getting the money from?

Victoria: Silly! You don't need money for Ebay! You can have a pal pay for you.
Me: *groans* That's not what that means!

Victoria: Huh? You mean their not my pal?
Me: No, it's a third party payment plan. Their taking the money from my credit card!

Victoria: Oh no! I just thought...
Me: Well this is partially my fault, I should have explained some things before throwing you on-line...

Victoria: Well what now?
Me: I'll have to send stuff back to get a refund...But we'll keep the eyes, I needed to get a new pair any way...

Me: I guess I know why this came in the mail.
Victoria: Hay! It's the fox spirit flute!

Me: Fox spirit flute?
Victoria: Yup! A flute guaranteed to have a fox spirit living in it.

Victoria: It says so in the description!
Me: Vee, you can't believe everything they say, the'll tell you anything to get you to buy.
Me: Here, I'll show you. *plays flute badly*

Victoria: GAH!
Me: *stops playing* OMG! Are you alright!

???: Yes I'm fine...
Me:

???: How may I serve you?
Me: What the f-

To be continued...

Victoria looks pretty cute with green eyes

ROFLMAO-but sometimes items are exactly as advertised.

Love this!
Just stay away from those eBayers selling haunted dolls....

"You can have a pal pay for you"

I wish that was how it worked!!

Ooh, she looks so cute with red hair and ears! What a great wig! ^.^