Dollieh Sanctuary

It is the same dream every day. I wake and find myself at home surrounded by my friends. Their presence in the day comforts me. I hear Micah squealing that Ryan's music is too loud and he can't study. They argue but it isn't sincere. but then their voices fade and the house grows cold.



I am alone and clothed in a pink so wretched I dare not look at myself. Every day the same horrible nightmare comes. No scents, no sound, no laughter.



I search the house for my human companions but each door I open leads me right back to the same chair.



It is a wretched maze.



A plan, a weapon, a way out. It is all I need!



I dare not give up hope. I am Ivan! I have defeated Franks, Vikings, Varangians, Saxons and more. Slavs from the south? They pose no threat. Mongols from the East? I shall defeat them with glory and honor!



AHA! To arms! My sword! My armor! This Yukiko shall be no match for me. She may have the advantage of size but I shall prevail with wit and cunning! Once I have won my freedom, Foster will pay dearly for his crimes against the crown!




Prepare for battle you wretched son of the Fee!



War is coming and I shall not relent until you are on bended knee begging for mercy.



*Ivan sank back into the chair.*
What has happened to Micah in my absence? He is certainly still trapped in his shrunken state. How ever could he survive without my protection? I fear the worst may happen, I shall never forgive myself if anything should happen to the boy.



Wake up! Wake from this nightmare!

Am I wrong for finding this unspeakably funny?

If you are, GH, then so am I... my sides hurt now.

There's Ivan's hair, hanging all the way to the floor over the back of the chair...
Then THE PINK DRESS!
I burst out laughing, and I haven't stopped yet.

And the second to last frame... I SWEAR it looks exactly as if he's putting in a contact lens!!
>_@
Swan

Ivan doesn't know what true terror is. XD

<3

-Kiki-chan78.

kiki-chan78 wrote:




Ivan doesn't know what true terror is. XD

<3

-Kiki-chan78.

hahahahahha... full size Ivan would say, "Ah, hello ladies." And then try to seduce them all.


LOL, glad you guys thought it was funny. I was aiming for comical. I guess it's hard to not be funny when you stuff an over-proud self-proclaimed studmuffin in a pink dress. :-p That was my dress btw. It fit me quite nicely when I was a month old. :-p

@ Swan, yea!! OMG it does look like he's putting in a contact. Funny. :-p

You know it would almost be worth it to have Ivan meet Sherris. The first time he tried to get too sexy with her she'd plant her boot heel in his nuts and knock his detachable penis into outerspace! hahahahaha

Greyhaunt wrote:You know it would almost be worth it to have Ivan meet Sherris. The first time he tried to get too sexy with her she'd plant her boot heel in his nuts and knock his detachable penis into outerspace! hahahahaha

*giggle* I've lost the normal-sized one. I took it off because it kept "saying hello" (popping out of his pants.) It's in a box somewhere. Poor Ivan. I'm so mean, I took his winkie away.

Trethowan wrote:

Greyhaunt wrote:You know it would almost be worth it to have Ivan meet Sherris. The first time he tried to get too sexy with her she'd plant her boot heel in his nuts and knock his detachable penis into outerspace! hahahahaha

*giggle* I've lost the normal-sized one. I took it off because it kept "saying hello" (popping out of his pants.) It's in a box somewhere. Poor Ivan. I'm so mean, I took his winkie away.

HAH! That time I waited til after I read the replies to this thread to take a sip of my pepsi.