Chibi-Ivan meets a Cheshire Kitty
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:05 pm
"Hello, who have we here?" meows the little pink haired kitty
"Go AWAY!" squeaks Chibi-Ivan
"Oh? Do you really mean that? Aren't you interested in how to get home??" asks the kitty
"Home?!! Of course I am! What sort of idiotic question is that? I would like nothing better than to be back home with Micah and away from this place! I am NOT a child's toy!" squeaks Ivan, jumping up and down in his cage.
"Temper, temper! After all, don't you want help getting out of this cage?" hisses the kitty
"If you get me out of this infernal prison, I will shower you with gifts galore! All the cream you want, anything! Just get me out!" squeaks the minute king
"Aren't you going to unlock this prison??" Squeaks Ivan "What are you waiting for?"
"Maybe I will, and maybe I won't" purrs the kitty, grinning
"No, I think I better not" purrs the kitty, chuckling " I think I better leave you in here for now..."
slowly the kitty disappears, leaving only her smile, which soon follows
"Will this nightmare even cease? Princess Hazel hasn't found me, her offspring do not seem to understand who I am, and I am all alone in this miserable cage. Finally someone else finds me and it turns out to be another CAT! I HATE CATS!!" King Ivan rages in his high pitched little voice
OMAKE
