Little Ari: There's no name on the address. But clearly it was meant for me.
Yukiko: Nonsense! I believe that this package should be claimed in the name of the gods!
Mina: You tell her, Master!
Gilan: [Elvish] *sigh* What are these women up to now?
Yukiko: What is it Mina? Gold? Jewels? Fish?
Mina: I've almost got it!
Little Ari: Gilan! They're stealing my gift! Do something!
Gilan: [Elvish] What ever for? That gift could belong to them as easily as it could belong to you.
Mina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Mina: *frightened* It's a... a... a... a...!
Yukiko: Snake?
Mina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(Worst... kitsune... ever)
Little Ari: *annoyed* Psh! Scratch that. This gift is for Gilan. Figures...
Gilan: For... me?
Mina: It... it was scaryyyy!
Gilan: [Elvish] Is this what frightened you, little Mina? Not to worry. This beast is unnatural! Its hide is made of some strange, synthetic material. I don't believe it can harm you.
Gilan: [Elvish] By the gods! Look at this ring belt! The leather is so supple, it must have been crafted by very talented hands!
Gilan: [Elvish] And a nice sturdy pack and bedroll. What great treasures!
Gilan: [Elvish] There's even an axe! *quietly* I had better keep this away from some people...
Mina: Take that, Mr. Squirmy! And that! Raaawwrrr!
Gilan: [Elvish] My word! This gift even includes provisions and cooking gear? It's a pancake!
Gilan: [Elvish] *in awe* And a travel cloak made of the finest wool. The person who sent me this gift must be a very thoughtful person indeed!
Gilan: [Elvish] Little Ari! Did you see all these... gifts... Never mind.
Yukiko: I've never had snake prepared in such a manner! Just a little bite...
Mina: No! Master, don't eat Mr. Squirmy!
Little Ari: You're both idiots. That's not a real snake!
Gilan: [Elvish] *sigh* Well, maybe it's a good time for an adventure. Looks like they have their hands full. They won't miss me for a few months...
The End!
