Gershy and the Swords : Part One
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:49 am
Chelsea : @$$hole. Go away! Now! Stupid cat!
Jerry: I? I? I am not a stupid cat! You are! Oh for the love...!
Gerschy : I'm here, my little love Chelsea! I will save you!
Gerschy : I will scare off that evil cat, Jerry!
Sword peeking through the leaves : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is SO funny! You? You scare off the cat? Get serious!
Gerschy : Stupid sword! Shut the *&#% up! I will melt you down for the silver!
Gerschy : No cats here. They left. I think I scared them away. I am so good! I show up and they leave!
Gerschy : No cats here, either. I wonder where they went?
Both swords simultaneously : They ran away from you! You save Chelsea? You couldn't save a flea!
Gerschy : Wonderful. Dumb and dumber, the speaking swords!
Gerschy : I came here to save Chelsea. She is used to biting Jerry. He is so mean!
Sword 1 : See here. Bring us whiskey!
Sword 2: NO! Whiskey AND naked dancing girls!
...To be continued...