Gershy and the Swords : Part Two (somewhat adult convo)
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:56 am
Gerschy : Whiskey?
Sword 1 : That's what I said. ARE YOU DEAF?
Sword 2 : Don't forget the naked dancing girls!
Gerschy : NAKED DANCING GIRLS?
Sword 2 : Yeah. They must have pretty titties,too!
Sword 2 : Master will use us to spank the naked dancing girls!
Sword 1 : Good idea! He will take us and...
Gerschy : Naked dancing girls? Whiskey? Your MASTER? My GOD! Sick b@$t@rd!
Gerschy : What will your master do to me? Should I be afraid? Should I run away so he can't find me? What am I to do?
Sword 1 : Do nothing. Let him catch you. He likes it when girls play hard to get. He has another kind of sword...
Sword 2 : His favorite game is 'hide the salami'.
Gerschy : Hide the WHAT?!? Where does he hide it?
Sword 2 : You have so much to learn!
Sword 1 : What an innocent! I can't wait for the Master to teach you.
Gerschy : What will the Master teach me?
*after the two swords whisper to Gerschy what "pleasure slave" means...
Gerschy : Oh for the love of Heaven! NOT THAT!
*and their reaction to her exclamation...
I am to become a pleasure slave? Why me? What reason? I hate Damocles and he's not even here!
Gerschy : I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. Oh... Is it hot? Or is it just me?
The End...
...or is it?
