Mind Screw Ensues (x-posted)
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:04 pm
Klar: Have you been good while I was gone, Yuubris?
Yuubris: X3
Tanja: *busts into the room* Klarivence, I want a divorce.
Klar: We're not married.
Tanja: Actually, we are. I drugged you that one time while we were in Vegas and we got married. Isn't this our marriage license?
Klar: Isn't that just a piece of rolled up paper?
Tanja: I want the house.
Klar: We don't have a house.
Tanja: Fine. Then I want the kids.
Klar: We don't have any kids.
Tanja: Yes we do! It's Yuubris!
Klarivence: Impossible!
Aurym: *suddenly appearing* Exactly!
Klar: Finally! Someone sane!
Aurym: Yuubris is clearly our love child.
Klar: ...
Tanja: H- how could you, Klarivence! You've been cheating on me all these years? I want a divorce!
Klar: How the [censored] can Yuubris be Aurym's and my love child? Neither of us can give birth!
Aurym: Actually, men can get pregnant. After all, those yaoi fangirls can't all be wrong, can they?
Klar: ...
Tanja: *gasps* I- I want a DNA test!
Klar: We can't. Yuubris is a robot.
Aurym: You know what that means.
Klar: Exactly.
Aurym: I am absolutely Yuubris' father!
Klar: *face palm*
Aurym: After all, I am the founder of a robotics research lab.
Tanja: Damn you! Fine! Have it your way! I'm still getting the house!
Klar: *sighs heavily* There is no house...
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
Klar: I'm sorry, Yuurbis. Did I wake you?
Yuubris: X3
Klar: *chuckles* I wonder... are robots capable of dreaming?
End!~
Notes: I had this scenario written and sitting around for quite a while. The idea was born while I was trying to go to sleep, so I got out of bed and wrote it down before I could forget it. XD
