Dollieh Sanctuary

Ivan: Where is my motorcycle? I demand it be returned to me at once.
Me: You wrecked it doing wheelies in my living room. Gabe has it in the shop.



Ivan: It isn't my fault! This conveyance does not go as fast. I do not like it.
Me: Don't be a butt, you'll hurt Greyhaunt's feelings, I bought it from her and IT IS AWESOME. Apologize and say you like it.
Ivan: No. I do not like it. Give it to Micah instead. He's a nerdy school-boy, he will ride this upright seated machine.
Me: Micah rides a Harley you big goof. He can probably handle more bike than you can.



Ivan: AHAA!! I have defeated you, woman! What will you say to THIS!?
Me: I say your stumpy little chibi-arms can't reach the handles.



*struggle* Of course they can...



Almost... *reeeaaacchhh*



AHA! There, I got it. I... wait. My hair. *yoink* My hair is caught in the... WOMAN! Don't walk away from me! *Chbi-Ivan screams like a girl* Come back here this instant and free me! This device is possessed by evil powers and has caught me in a ... yes, a horrific trap! My sword, my armor! Bring it to me that I might smite it with my ... hello? Where are you? This isn't funny.

Later...



Chibi-Ivan: ".... and so then I defeated the evil spirits inhabiting the rice-rocket and an entire horde of machine-beasts. It was a glorious battle."
"You are the most amazing warrior ever to grace this earth. There should be parades set up to honor your magnificence."
"You know something Mini-Ivan, I think you're my second-most favorite person in the world."
"Chibi-Ivan, I think the same thing about you. Chibi-me, you complete me."



Austin Powers moment.

XD Little chibi arms! That was so much fun reading, thanks for putting this up.

Oh no! They're encouraging each other!

LOL Now we need big Ivan in on his own little self-love triangle

catshem wrote:LOL Now we need big Ivan in on his own little self-love triangle

INDEED!!!!! I have a fourth Ivan that could join them too.... *makes sneaky plotting face* :-p

They'll create a tornado spiral of ego and stumpy chibi-arms! IT WILL BE CHAOOOOSSSS!!!

Given as it's Ivan doing the talking I'm not offended - I wouldn't have expected him to appreciate the awesomeness of the moped.

On the other hand, I have one or two dolls prepared to defend my honor...and some of them know how to kill vampires....

just sayin'....

Oh, and Sherris says that a double-barrel shotgun may not kill a vampire, but it will damn well hurt him a hell of a lot and put his undead excuse for man-meat out of action for quite some time. I'm going to pretend i don't know what she means by all that.

LOL

Oh god Ivan's gonna make an army of himself in due time. XD

All I can think is... This is awesome. XD

That was terrfic!