*This is from the Junky Spot Secret Santa Swap. X-posted at JS.
(this actually arrived a week or two ago, but things have been insane around here and I didn't have time to shoot it)
Bonnie: *Lame tree is lame!! No ornaments, no presents! What's Cirquemom waiting for, the Easter Bunny?
Bonnie: *Hey...there's something up there.....*
Bonnie: *I wonder who THIS is for!*
Bonnie: "To Cirquemom.....from C.C." Hmmmmm......
Bonnie: *Let's just open it, shall we?*
Bonnie: *LOTS of stuff!!!*
Bonnie: *Wow! A purse full of hair thingies! I'm keeping these, now I can do my own hair!*
Bonnie: *HOLY CRAP!! FLIP FLOPS!! I'm keeping these too, no way they'll fit Cirquemom...*
Bonnie: *Oooohhhh....cap gun! I can torment the puppy with this one!*
Cirquemom: Bonnie!!! Where are you? Are you in here?
Bonnie: *Oh, crap!*