Anime Trope #1 Boobs and Nosebleeds
Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:48 pmThe Magical Anywhere Couch is taking the night off and this is the result of silliness while playing around with a friend's new light-box (and her awesome Volks collection). I hadn't intended this to be a STORY, there's not much in the way of connective tissue. There's nothing I say, NOTHING! You've been warned!!! It's just a few goofy pictures and I can't leave well enough alone and just stick the pictures in the 1:3 section where they belong. Also, you just can't argue with classic anime tropes like these. Here's my poorly-executed contribution to the realm of "nerdy guy becomes chick magnet." Did I mention there were boobs?
Micah left the prom just long enough to find a restroom and a soda from a machine. The punch tasted like like some moron mixed Crown Royal whiskey and Vodka in the same batch and he was thirsty from attempting dance-like movement for the past two hours.
He rounded a corner to see two bikini-clad babes barreling down the hall. Upon seeing him they skidded to a halt and grabbed his arms.
*giggle* "We're lost can you help us?" (insert classic anime boob bounce here, complete with sound effects)
"We're trying to find the pool." *giggle* "I think we're on the wrong floor."
*cling* "We've been searching for help but you're the first person we've seen."
After an argument about the location of the hotel pool the girls let out a sorrowful wail.
"I think there was a map by the elevators." Micah scratched his head, all the halls looked the same and he wasn't sure when he'd passed them.
"Our saviour!" The girls cheered with great joy and bouncing of boobs, dragging him with them in search of the map.
Meanwhile, Ina, also lost in the light-box themed hotel that so kindly hosted the prom, discovered Micah with two buxom ladies! Images of his ultimate demise flashed through her mind.
Upon seeing his irate girlfriend Micah appropriately spazzed out, let out a manly scream, and fell backward into a heap which sent the Volks babes into a fit of giggles. He accidentally touched bare lady thigh which induced a massive anime-styled nose bleed.
In a fit of rage Ina summoned a magical scythe specially designed to behead buxom ladies and naughty-boyfriends.
The girls ran screaming. Micah swore he'd seen the light (literally, the light box has one there on the left) and he begged forgiveness, swearing that he'd just meant to be helpful. Really! He was just helping them find the map!
"I'm too young to die," Micah wailed.
Ina decided to be fair and forgave him. And this, boys and girls, is why buxom babes should never be given directions.
The End.
Micah left the prom just long enough to find a restroom and a soda from a machine. The punch tasted like like some moron mixed Crown Royal whiskey and Vodka in the same batch and he was thirsty from attempting dance-like movement for the past two hours.
He rounded a corner to see two bikini-clad babes barreling down the hall. Upon seeing him they skidded to a halt and grabbed his arms.
*giggle* "We're lost can you help us?" (insert classic anime boob bounce here, complete with sound effects)
"We're trying to find the pool." *giggle* "I think we're on the wrong floor."
*cling* "We've been searching for help but you're the first person we've seen."
After an argument about the location of the hotel pool the girls let out a sorrowful wail.
"I think there was a map by the elevators." Micah scratched his head, all the halls looked the same and he wasn't sure when he'd passed them.
"Our saviour!" The girls cheered with great joy and bouncing of boobs, dragging him with them in search of the map.
Meanwhile, Ina, also lost in the light-box themed hotel that so kindly hosted the prom, discovered Micah with two buxom ladies! Images of his ultimate demise flashed through her mind.
Upon seeing his irate girlfriend Micah appropriately spazzed out, let out a manly scream, and fell backward into a heap which sent the Volks babes into a fit of giggles. He accidentally touched bare lady thigh which induced a massive anime-styled nose bleed.
In a fit of rage Ina summoned a magical scythe specially designed to behead buxom ladies and naughty-boyfriends.
The girls ran screaming. Micah swore he'd seen the light (literally, the light box has one there on the left) and he begged forgiveness, swearing that he'd just meant to be helpful. Really! He was just helping them find the map!
"I'm too young to die," Micah wailed.
Ina decided to be fair and forgave him. And this, boys and girls, is why buxom babes should never be given directions.
The End.
