A piece of advice to anyone out there contemplating applying for higher education and possibly even graduate level education.
If the school requires you to provide multiple letters of recommendation, do NOT write your own letter, give identical copies of it to three different people to sign, and then submit those to the school under the assumption that they will be too stupid to notice how stupid you are.
We aren't. We do notice and it is a fast way to not only get denied, but get yourself reported to applicant management authorities for a misconduct.
*head desk*