Oh...my god Lmao! Best costume I've seen in a while.
You know what doesn't make sense - two nights ago I felt a piercing pain in my toe while sitting at my desk and I had no idea what it was. I didn't stub it against something, and I didn't see any bugs and when I glanced down at my foot I didn't see anything different so I ignored it.
Then a day later I looked down at my feet while waiting in line for groceries and discovered that my big toe nail had cracked right down into the pink. How does that even happen? My toe nails are generally as healthy as my fingernails and get lots of grooming. Weirdness.