Things that are awesome about being a kid
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:22 pm
You don't have to go to work.
You've got no bills or taxes to pay (unless you count sales tax, but that doesn't apply everywhere...)
You're allowed to be silly.
It's accepted that you're irresponsible.
You don't have to sit through hours of irritating political debate only to choose the Independent party candidate in the end.
You can't get a speeding ticket.
You won't get summoned for jury duty (this just happened to me again! )
You get to sleep in on weekends and national holidays.
You get to eat sugary cereal and watch cartoons every Saturday morning.
Your parents buy all your food and clothes.
You get to ask for toys for Christmas and no one thinks anything of it.
You don't have to worry about relationships.
If you don't do your homework once in a while, you won't be fired from school.
You can blame your mom if you're late.
You get to throw a temper tantrum in public when you're cranky, tired, or something didn't go right.
Your birthday really is your day.
You don't have to worry about your car breaking down.
You can have sleepovers.
You've got everything still ahead of you.
There's lots of things I totally don't miss about being a kid (like being forced to go wherever your parents are going, or never being taken seriously, or going to school 6-8 hours a day every day, or not being able to watch rated-R horror movies, or being stuck in the same place for years and not having the option to pack up and leave) but I've been having a bad week so far, and I really wouldn't mind shirking all my responsibilities right now and doing something reeeaaaaally stupid and juvenile for a while.
Sometimes being a grown-up just sucks.
You've got no bills or taxes to pay (unless you count sales tax, but that doesn't apply everywhere...)
You're allowed to be silly.
It's accepted that you're irresponsible.
You don't have to sit through hours of irritating political debate only to choose the Independent party candidate in the end.
You can't get a speeding ticket.
You won't get summoned for jury duty (this just happened to me again! )
You get to sleep in on weekends and national holidays.
You get to eat sugary cereal and watch cartoons every Saturday morning.
Your parents buy all your food and clothes.
You get to ask for toys for Christmas and no one thinks anything of it.
You don't have to worry about relationships.
If you don't do your homework once in a while, you won't be fired from school.
You can blame your mom if you're late.
You get to throw a temper tantrum in public when you're cranky, tired, or something didn't go right.
Your birthday really is your day.
You don't have to worry about your car breaking down.
You can have sleepovers.
You've got everything still ahead of you.
There's lots of things I totally don't miss about being a kid (like being forced to go wherever your parents are going, or never being taken seriously, or going to school 6-8 hours a day every day, or not being able to watch rated-R horror movies, or being stuck in the same place for years and not having the option to pack up and leave) but I've been having a bad week so far, and I really wouldn't mind shirking all my responsibilities right now and doing something reeeaaaaally stupid and juvenile for a while.
Sometimes being a grown-up just sucks.