Dollieh Sanctuary

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:58 am**

9. Future by richila9098, on Flickr
I did this shot for an ADAD picture and it started me thinking about interviewing minions. But, what questions would need to be on the application?

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:43 pm**

Maybe something along these lines? ^.^

1. Your name
2. Your REAL name
3. How would you address your Master (ex: Your Evilness, Master/Mistress, Dragonlady/lord, My Love)
4. Do you or have you ever had a hunchback? (We do not disqualify for handicaps)
5. Can you follow simple instructions?
6. Will you be available for our service twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?
7. Can you cook a decent meal without using poisons?
8. Do you require an excuse for school?
9. Do you now have or have ever had aspirations in being a Master in your own right?
10. What is your favorite Star Wars movie?
11. Do you now or have you ever believed that vampires sparkle when coming in direct contact with sunlight?
12. What would you do if a skateboarding ninja gerbil attacked you?
13. What would you do if your Master was trapped in a guillotine and had no way of escaping?
14. Are all your vaccinations current?
15. If references are asked for, could you provide them without digging up an unmarked grave?

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:39 pm**

16. Why are you looking for a new minion role?
17. Are you sure the manner of leaving your previous employ wasn't your fault?
18. Exactly what do you know about the explosion yesterday?
19. When you say you don't want to become a master yourself are you:
a) Lying
b) Too incompetent
c) Too simple minded
d) Want a role with less stress and responsibilities
20. Are you able to start immediately?
21. Would the right incentive free you to start immediately and remove any chance of your previous employer given you a bad reference, or indeed any reference?
22. Can you handle explosives?
23. As a practical exercise, please blow up your former, erm, current place of employ.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:37 pm**

24. Do you like banana's?

25. Do you or have you ever applauded like this:

?

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:27 pm**

26. Do you thell thpare partth?
27. Can you outrun a slow-moving steamroller?
28. How do you feel about mutated ill-tempered seabass?

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:31 pm**

29. Are you virtually indistinguishable from other members of a group or species in terms of appearance and temperament? (Bonus points if you are a clone)

30. Are you willing to provide yourself as front-line fodder to slow down my opponents?

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:22 am**

31. Did you take shooting lessons from the Stormtrooper marksmanship academy?

32. Do you believe in giving the opponent leverage by purposely handicapping yourself in a fight?

33. If a lone cardboard box/metal barrel is in the middle of an empty corridor, Do you - Leave it be and think its just a box/barrel? Sound the alarm? Or shoot it countless times?

34. When patrolling the perimeter, do you maintain a fixed rythmn/pattern?

Inclusive of the Evil Overlord list more stuff has been added for the rest of the cast