Weekly DQ: #3

[Gift_in_Edge]

This week's Dollieh Question from our list. (viewtopic.php?f=41&t=6677)

3. You're just watching TV when all of a sudden, Batman bursts in the front door and points right at you and says: "Give me all your dolls. I need them to save Gotham." What would you do?

Ah man! I just got a great idea. I'll have to answer this one later this week. :D

[magkelly]

As much as I'd hate to go there I would hand them over. We're talking saving an entire city, millions of people, and we're talking Batman aka Bruce Wayne, and even if I didn't know he was Bruce Wayne, I can guarantee you that the moment the crisis was over and Gotham was saved he'd replace each and every one of them and then some. I might sweat the loss for a bit but I'd smile when the truck full of replacement dolls shows up. Bruce Wayne wouldn't leave me sad. He might ask me for my dolls, and he'd get them, but he'd make good.

[Iwa_Hoshi]

Does as he says. Because he's the freaking Batman.
I don't think anyone would dare argue with the guy. And like Magkelly says, he would find some way to replace them

[Stormlight]

First, I'd probably ask how the hell he intends to save an entire city with a truckload of dolls, or if he's just gone mental.

Then, yeah, I'd probably hand them over. 'Cause you don't mess with Batman.

[zirconmermaid]

He'd only be asking because Hazel is a major Fairy Godmother and her family lives here, plus the other half of the crew is mostly Demons and Demon Lords. They would insist on going to help him! And besides, Nanoka's secret identity is Batgirl! (If Batman is real, so are they!)

[Mirrin]

Pepper sprays. Gives him nothing.

[Iwa_Hoshi]

Pepper sprays. Gives him nothing.

I would love to see the outcome of this, safely from the next building

[pandorax249]

well since he is batman i would hand mine over....i cant ignore an hot man in a tight suit^^

[TurtleJen]

Batman can have a tea party with someone else's dolls. D<

XD

[Vetinari]

...Start looking for Vimes? If Batman and the DC Universe can exist I'm looking for L-Space! Seriously if Batman can't sort it out, Vimes with his Narrativium field and Guarding/Summoning-Dark related powers certainly can... And if not Vimes, his boss... Or the Wizards! (Since Roundworld resides on a rickety shelf in someone's office anyway...) Heck after all of that nonsense (surely involving shopping trolleys) I'd go and find Tony and sic him on Batman, since Batmans "I prepare for everything ever" field is clearly broken Tony's genius level intellect and Bruce Wayne interacting should be fun!

...Yes I instantly dislike the idea of it being Batman...