Preparations for the Prom... Yep they're running fashionably late
Me: You're going to wear that?
Nyta: What? The skirt is below my arse, and I've got a fur stole!
Me: ... Well yes, but that scarf is still alive... And it's not exactly formal wear
Nyta: Hmph!
Me: Your Lordship?
The Patrician: Yes?
Me: You're running late for the official Promenade with the Sanctuary dignitaries
Havelock: Indeed... Well I have no robes of office and no means of transportation
Drax: FREE! Free! At last! I have chewed my way out of that cursed box!
I want to go! Prom!!
Me: Hush you! Floating heads aren't allowed out of the house - you rejected your body, it's you own fault! Your Lordship, you can always borrow some of Drax's extensive wardrobe
Drax: Hey!
Me: And I'm sure Jerome wouldn't begrudge you some personal effects - and there's always L-Space
Havelock: ...Very well
Havelock: And this is more appropriate than what I was wearing; how exactly?
Drax: ...Well you don't look like a Rocky Horror reject anymore?
Me (sotto voice): Shuttup! We do not mention the RHDS incident!
Havelock: Umph! Ugngh! Umph!
Havelock: ¬.¬ No
Havelock: Havelock: This situation has become intolerable
Havelock: I shall go as I am
Me: Whu?- Wha? Whaaaa?
Drax: *Wolf-whistles!*
Havelock: And your point is?
Me(sotto voce): ...Drax why is His Lordship being so accepting?
Drax: Well... You do know what I put in the sugar cubes right?
Me: But His Lordship doesn't take sugar!
Drax: I know... But that isn't the tea, it's straight LSD...
Me: What?!?!
And no they still haven't left the house yet!
Crazy Mulitverse Crew: Drax, Jareth, Jerome, Elrana Milenkova, The Thin White Duke, Vasily Lupandin, Ramin Aiphos, Theta Sigma, Aiko Koyame, Lord Havelock Vetinari, Dr Nicholas Rush, Anon., Nyta Kinall, Otto Kreiner, That Demon, Sasu, Yaya, Ombre
...reshelling Szesil Markowski and Garan Idasson