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Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:54 pm
by kenaiqueen
If you are like me and don't care for that snitch, Elf on the Shelf, I present my alternative...Bruno from the Walls! First off and most importantly, he has no connection to Santa, so he won't be telling on you. He does have visions so he probably already knows if you are Naughty or Nice. He will come out of the walls to pass judgement on you, but he will only appeal to your better self to clean up your act for your betterment, not for gifts. He knows being a better person is the real gift anyway. So here he is:
First checking things out in the doll room.
ImageBruno by Kenai Queen, on Flickr
Next he catches the Smart Dolls partying with stolen booze! Not Smart he tells them. They get the Naughty rating.
ImageNoSmart by Kenai Queen, on Flickr
Checking out my new Christmas decorations, some retro deer. A Nice rating!
ImageBrunoDeer by Kenai Queen, on Flickr
My LEGO HP Advent Calendar. What the heck are these? Half of them are unrecognizable to me. Naughty rating for LEGO.
ImageBrunoLego1 by Kenai Queen, on Flickr
Looking at the outdoor lights. Very Nice!
ImageBrunoLites by Kenai Queen, on Flickr

Re: Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2022 11:24 am
by Kirahfaye
Hahaha

Re: Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2022 5:50 pm
by maywong
LOL!

Re: Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:40 pm
by Kattriella
My coworker and I were talking and I've decided that next year, instead of Elf on the Shelf, I'm going to get a cheap bottle of wine and have Barbie hang onto it. As the month goes on, I'm going to slowly empty the wine bottle and remove more and more of Barbie's clothing and see how long it takes for everyone to notice.

Re: Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:47 pm
by victoriavictrix
Kattriella wrote:My coworker and I were talking and I've decided that next year, instead of Elf on the Shelf, I'm going to get a cheap bottle of wine and have Barbie hang onto it. As the month goes on, I'm going to slowly empty the wine bottle and remove more and more of Barbie's clothing and see how long it takes for everyone to notice.


Now THAT I can get behind!

Re: Forget the Elf...it's Bruno from the Walls!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:27 pm
by kenaiqueen
Kattriella wrote:My coworker and I were talking and I've decided that next year, instead of Elf on the Shelf, I'm going to get a cheap bottle of wine and have Barbie hang onto it. As the month goes on, I'm going to slowly empty the wine bottle and remove more and more of Barbie's clothing and see how long it takes for everyone to notice.


ROFLOL! Love it!