If you'd like
more tickets, there are still lots of them left... can't imagine why.
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2 January – Master of Ceremonies at the P-Street Playhouse"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...""Boys and girls? You mean like the little girl they have hosting this show?"
"... and welcome to the P-Street...""Is Hef gonna be here tonight?"
"Hey, girlie! Get me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a bourbon!"
"... Playhouse, a new venue for the finest performances from the worlds of Art and Entertain...""Tell us about the rabbits, George!"
"I thought you said she's a girl."
"Oh, that's right! Hey there, Georgie girl!"
"... entertainment, with the occasional diversion into scholarly and educational...""Is this a strip club?"
"Show us your pole dance, baby, and maybe I'll let you dance around my..."
"... educational... education... oh, forget it! I was warned about you rubes, but I didn't believe it. You'll find beer and popcorn in the lobby, no anvils allowed in the auditorium, please do not expectorate on the floor, and enjoy the show." "You ain't showed us nothin' to enjoy yet, baby! Wiggle them ears for us, huh?"
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And so it begins: the performances and performers of the P-Street Playhouse.