A silly thing with no real plot or purpose...
It couldn't get any more awkward for Micah as the four sat on the couch while Gabe talked non-stop. Why was he there again? Micah thought he said something about motorcycles before pushing his way in and flopping on the couch. He'd been coming around too often and it was annoying. Jim and Patrick stopped by to see Ryan but he was out. They decided to wait.
He wished they'd just leave. He never knew what to say around them.
"How much longer do we have to wait?" Patrick hissed. "Micah is staring again and it's creepy."
"Sssh, Ryan will be back soon then we can leave."
"Let's go now, I can't take it anymore."
"Soon," Jim said.
Patrick whispered to his friend, "I swear Micah hangs out with the weirdest of weirdos. Wonder if that Ivan guy is still around? He totally creeps me out."
"I dunno," Jim said.
"You're bald," Micah declared. "Why?"
"It was for a charity event," Jim said. "Whoever raised the most money could do whatever he wanted to the other guy's hair."
"So you lost, huh." Micah grinned. "Who beat you?"
"Oh, for the love of..." Jim groaned. "It's the kid's football team, the little league, the teams raised money for breast cancer and... ah, forget it. I'm not talking to you."
"Jim, I think you're a little too old for little league." Micah said. "People will think you're weird."
"Yeah?" Patrick chimed in. "Your face is weird."
"My girlfriend likes my face. And my hair." Micah patted his head. "It's getting a bit long. Man, I really do have a lot of hair don't I."
"You call that mop on your head hair?" Jim huffed. "You look like a Japanese cartoon."
"You ARE a cartoon," Micah shot back. "A poorly drawn cartoon at that."
"Yeah? Well YOOUUU--" Patrick interrupted Jim's next retort.
"NOooo... no no no," Patrick said. "We're not starting this nonsense again. Down boys, down! I ain't gettin' in the middle of another one of your lover's spats."
"They always like that?" Gabe asked.
"All the time, man. Like an old married couple."
"It was for charity!" Jim said with a huff. "At least I don't look like Princess Poof over there."
"You're just jealous."