Star Trek Tale

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Kirk: Captain's log, today we went back to visit earth in the year 2016.
Our mission today is to just blend in and observe.
Lt. Uhura and Lt. Kara both have seem to manage to find suitable clothing .



Lt Uhura: Captain, I was wondering what could be holding up Mr. Spock?
I thought he was only suppose to be looking for some fashionable clothing.



Lt Kara: He might have run into some trouble. Perhaps I should go look for him?



Kirk: It won't be necessary Lt. Kara. Mr. Spock is quite capable in handling most situations by himself.



Waiter: Are you ready to order yet or do you need some more time, sir?



Kirk: Yes, menu huh.......



Kirk: Can you give us a little bit more time?
Waiter : Of course sir, please take your time.



Kirk: Now where is Spock?



Spock: Did you call for me Captain?



Kirk: Yes, what took you so long and why are you dressed like that?
Spock: I was told by a gentleman that was selling clothing on the street that this was the latest fashion.



Lt.Uhura: (giggle) It might have been fashionable maybe in the 80's.



Kirk: Go find something else that is not as flashy .
Lt. Kara: The purple does look good on you.



Spock: Thank you, Lt. Kara.
Kirk: And something that covers your head too.
Spock: Understood Captain, I will be right back.



Kara: OMG! I thought I was going to burst out laughing. (ha, ha....)



Kirk: Lt. Kara pull your self together, but.... I have to agree with you. (ha,ha)



Waiter: Sir, have you decided yet?
Kirk: Yes, I'll have a bourbon.



Lt. Uhura: I'll have a Bachelorette Blush.



Lt Kara: And I'll have a Grape Ape.

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Lt. Uhura: I'm getting hungry.



Lt. Kara: Mr. Spock doesn't seem to have much fashion sense does he?



Kirk: It can't get any worst.



Waiter: Here are your drinks.



Lt. Uhura: I hope Mr. Spock comes back soon.



Kirk: I am sure he will.



Spock: Captain, I am back.
Kirk: What the.......



Kirk: Where in the world did you pick that up?
Spock: You told me to cover my head, so I found a store that had all sorts of clothing.



Kirk: I meant to cover your ears, not your whole head.

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Lt. Uhura: Oh my goodness, Mr. Spock.



Kirk: Spock, go back out there and find something that will blend in and a hat for the top of your head.



Spock: Understood.



Kirk: Now I need a drink.



Lt. Uhura: I'll drink to that.



Spock: Captain, I am back, with the hat you requested.



Kirk: I don't remember asking for a Mexican sombrero.



Kirk: Go back and find a hat that doesn't look like your going to a Mexican party.
Spock: Understood.



Waiter: Would you like a refill, sir?
Kirk: Yes, please.



Lt: Uhura: I would like a refill too.



Waiter: Would like one also Miss?
Lt. Kara: Oh! yes please.



A FEW HOURS LATER......
Spock: I am back Captain.



Kirk: Spock, you're back and I see you finally found a hat. I found one too. (swaying back and forth)
Spock: I see that Captain.



Kirk: Actually it is Lt. Uhura's hat she is just letting me borrow it, right Lt.?
Lt. Uhura: That's right Captain. You look lovely in it.

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Kirk: Lt. Kara on the other hand seems to have fallen asleep.



Kirk: This is the best time we had. We should do this more often. Let's order more drinks.



Spock: Captain, I think you had enough drinks for the moment.



Kirk: I bet I can find us a get hotel rate. I would be a great negotiator.
I could start a company called Priceline... No, that would be too much work to start a company.
I know I could be the spokes person. (rambles on)



Spock: For now I hope everyone "Live long and prosper".
Kirk: Hey Spock are you listening?

[Dark Angel]

Oh my god! LOL. That second outfit...

[maywong]

Thanks Dark Angle, I am glad you like this.

[Shyla]

Love all the hats, very funny!

[Janeway]

OMG this made my morning. Love it.

[maywong]

Thank you for the nice comment Shyla and Janeway.

[Eseme]

Laughs! Oh my gosh, that is Just SO FUNNY!

And I love the Start Trek Time Travel References. And your excellent furniture and props.

Thanks for sharing!

Eseme