Life in the Room [Photo Stories!]

[werepuppy]

You'll Do


"Hm, while not my own preferred sweet which follows the decadance of the Rocco lifestyle, I suppose your elegant gothic is an acceptable form of the fashion."
"Well, of course. Elegant is what I always am."

[werepuppy]

Meeting Another Family Member


"Now that your mysteriously received but beautiful wounds have healed, beloved, I would like to introduce you to another member of my dear family."
"Oh, gods, not another one. How many of there are you?"
"You have no idea, mate. John Constantine. I'd be the actual witch in the family, though honestly, I prefer petty dabbler in the black arts."
"..."
"I've been hearin' a lot about you."

[werepuppy]

Hired and Fired


"You!"
"Oh, hey, Appl..."
"I hired you to discover the source of the Fae's curse on me, and not only did you fail to get back, you failed to even inform me that there was NO SUCH CURSE!"
"Seriously, such a bad case of customer service."
"Tell me why I should not have you executed!"


"Uh, first of all? You just asked me to find a way out of the thing, you did not hire me. Hire kind of implies getting paid and that wasn't happening. Secondly, I did point out you messed around with The People, and there's not much that can be done about that. Well, not by human levels of magic, anyway."


"Seriously, kid, if you're going to go all righteous fury, tell it to someone who isn't dreading paying off her student loans the rest of her life. Later."
"You traitor! When I gather my armies, I will strike you down with full force and you will rue the day you ever crossed Queen Apple White!!"
"Apple, Apple, chill girl, we'll just throw her in the stocks later, it's all good. Come on, we'll get you some tea."

[Iwa_Hoshi]

"You have no idea, mate. John Constantine. I'd be the actual witch in the family, though honestly, I prefer petty dabbler in the black arts."
"..."
"I've been hearin' a lot about you."

Lol.

*Prepares popcorn for the Suitor Trials

[werepuppy]

*Prepares popcorn for the Suitor Trials

Lol, it's going to be a lot of fun!

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Misheard


"Tweedle Dal, did you say? I do believe I know your brothers, Dum and Dee."
"No! My name is Tweety Dal!"
"...She's not coming to the tea party."

[werepuppy]

Playing


"You'll never be able to stop my destruction now, Ms Marvel!"
"Not unless I embiggen. And then she gets all super tall."
"Oh, yeah, and Maleficent turns into her dragon form."
"Brilliant, and then-"
"Uh..."


"Would it be okay if I played too?"
"...Who do you have?" 
"Scrooge McDuck. He's ... he's the richest duck in the world. He has a lucky number one dime." 
"...Could Maleficent be trying to steal it to power a spell?" 
"And then Kamala is trying to stop her." 
"Scrooge could help with that."
"Sounds like a great plan, sit down!"

[werepuppy]

"Oh. My. Ghoul. I cannot believe we are getting to meet the Princess Merida, it is such an honour!"
"Aye... Didne ken monsters were real... Either o' you lassies know Nessie?"
"Not personally. But, we go to school with her granddaughter."

[Iwa_Hoshi]

"Would it be okay if I played too?"

This sounds like a really fun game.

[werepuppy]

This sounds like a really fun game.

They had a lot of fun doing it!

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"Uh, Clawdeen, I don't know if this is the best idea..."
"You heard what Coach said. A girl has got to be prepared for anything."
"...But practising self defense in heels?"
"Hey, I can run in these and look good, I'm gonna make sure I can do the same with a roundhouse kick."

[werepuppy]

"Rey."
"... Ben ... "
"Still haven't fixed my grandfather's lightsaber, I see."


"I don't need a lightsaber to fight you."
"Oh?"


"..."
"If you are going to shoot me, could you not use my father's blaster?"
"...Dammit."