Penis: yes - it is an actual doll coming out!

[Greyhaunt]

Ok, either someone at Impldoll has a really bad sense of humor, or they really are utterly clueless as to what the word means. But they are coming out with a scorpion doll and they named him Penis!

http://www.impldoll.com/goods.php?id=495

DoA has locked the news thread pending decision on his "topicness", but as you know, we have no restrictions here!

[DollyKim]

I don't want to know how much he'll be, the whole scorpion thing, because Xavier would want one.

[Stormlight]

O_o Seriously? I wonder if someone will set the poor saps straight about that name. XD I can't imagine a lot of American sellers would sell that doll, due to the name and possibly offending their customers.

Then again, there are those who would buy it solely BECAUSE of the name. lol

[AmberRose]

my daughter wanted one when i showed the concept art then i said ok you want penis she said wait what ?and i scrolled up and showed her the name. she still wants the doll but does not like the name.

[maywong]

I wonder what they are going to call the girl doll?

[K2!]

I guess we now know who has the biggest...unit.

[OutBriefCandle]

...That's kinda creepy looking. The feet.... Do you think that tail of his is jointed or just sculpted that way?


Also, it looks to me like his name's Colin, now. I guess someone talked to them about it. XD

[Dark Angel]

He will always be Penis to me..

[Geektopian]

He will always be Penis to me..

Well, thankfully, you didn't say "he'll always be my little Penis."

BTW, I'm sure the name is pronounced with a short (snerk) "E" sound, like "Ennis".

And I can't wait for his sister/female friend Vagina (Pronounced Vag-GEE-nah) to be announced.

[Greyhaunt]

He will always be Penis to me..

My favorite quote of the day!