Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Doom, destruction and despair,
Grief and sorrow fill the air,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Birthdays come but once a year,
Marking time as Death draws near,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
You must marry very soon,
Baby's due the next full moon,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,
Your children plot to murder you,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
They stole your sword, your gold, your house,
Took your sheep but not your spouse,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, she's gaining fast
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
We brought linen, white as cloud,
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what!
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
This one lesson you must learn,
First you plunder, then you burn!
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [ARRrr!!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
May the urchins in the street
Be your barbecuing meat
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
May the candles for your cake
Leave a bonfire in their wake
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]