Oh, Colin. Forevermore you shall be called "the doll formerly known as Penis."
"Dolls love to be played with. They are lonesome if you leave them always in a box. How would you like to be left day after day alone, with no one to love you?"
hahahaha, yes, I noticed that the "doll formerly known as Penis" was released officially yesterday I'm not fond enough of scorpions to get one though ;p