#1 Uninvited Guests (x-posted on Junky)

[Trethowan]

"Chinese again?" Ryan mumbled under his breath.



Imma ditch this rice first chance I get.



"Your big Russian friend is skipping dinner again?" Jillian asked Micah. "Why doesn't he ever eat here?"
"Aaaahhh... um, he eats... um... later." Micah grinned.
"Yeah, like, way later." Ryan added.



"Good evening." Ivan took his seat at the head of the table. Well, he considers it the head, it's a square table.



"So, anything interesting happen today?" Ivan filled his glass with his usual red-tinted liquor.



Jillian quipped, "Not much, Frosty. Ya know, you'd find out yourself if you didn't sleep all day."
"Carpe noctum, that iz the motto for me!"
"That's my motto, Ivan. You're supposed to say that's my motto."
"Whatever." Ivan replied.

[Trethowan]

"Hey what's that?" Ryan said. "No, really... I heard something buzzing."



And we'll dump this here.



"How did... " Micah shrugged." Oh well."



I'm the man. Oh yes.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... zzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzz......

[Trethowan]

Bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........




WHUMP!



"Dude... " Save the burger!!!



The little creature moaned and struggled to get up, shoving bowls of rice and knocking over cups of tea.



"We have an intruder! Fetch my horse! My armor!"



"Really, Ivan, really? Awww, it's a little fairy. Hey there fella, you okay?"



Almost forgot the burger...

[Trethowan]

"Oooohhh.... that rotten brother of mine, I'll.. why I'll..."



"What manner of place is this? Why do I smell the stench of undead meat?"



The tiny little man shouted a ferocious shout. "AH! My wretched brother has sent me to the lair of a foul nostreil!!"
"Hey Ivan, I think he must know Amrynn or Ginaphae, he called you a nostril." Micah cackled in laughter.



"Bah, it is but a fairy. Away with you, little pest."



"KYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!! Die beast, die!" The fairy flailed his tiny sword in a flurry of attacks.
"Ah, hey... ack! Stop it you biting fly! You irritant! AH!!! Silver sword! Get that thing away from me!"

[Trethowan]

"You shall not see the rise of another sun, wretched fiend of the night!"



"Why does this crap always happen around me?"



"I don't want to hurt you little pest, but you're pushing my patience."
"KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"



"That does it! Prepare to be vanquished!!" Ivan roared.
A burst of light like a sunbeam radiated from the fairy, causing everyone to shield their eyes.



"Aarrghh... I can't see!"

[Trethowan]

"Ahaa! Bite ME will you?"



"There it is! It flies!"



"Stupid little flea, I can't see anything!" Ivan complained.
"I've got an idea, Ivan. It might work. Or we'll all get hacked to pieces by the miniature-warrior up there."

Micah arranged everything that needed arranging.



"This is so stupid." Ryan rolled his eyes. "And I had a perfectly good hiding place."



"Hey fairy! Is that all you've got? I bet I could beat you AND not drop this awesome strawberry tart."



"Strawberry tart?" Everyone knows fairies can't resist sweets. "You will drop it, and it shall be mine. Then I will defeat all of you who reside with the undead."

[Trethowan]

"NOOOOWWWW!!!" Micah and Ryan doused the sparkles with a heavy blanket.



"Get... in... there!"
"Kyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Aaaahhh!! I'll defeat you tricky human! Just you wait and see!"



"Whew."
"Dude, like.. that was weird."



"Behave or I cover you up, got it?"



Ivan pouted. He didn't get to vanquish any foes. It was entirely unfair.



"So, what are we gonna do with him?"


The End.

(sorry it was so long!)

part 2: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3032&p=29991#p29991

OMAKE:



The Bobobie Flop in Action.

[Resu]

Almost forgot the burger...

Someone's got their priorities straight.

[quidam]

Are things always so lively in your home?

[Llwynog]

Almost forgot the burger...

Someone's got their priorities straight.

I love his perspective on all of it.