Continuing the Chibi Tales (finally!) xposted @ JS

[Trethowan]

*surf surf surf*

"Hey! Micah! I found Ivan," Ryan shouted.



"This ain't good, man."



"Micah, where are you?"



"I'm down here darn it," Micah squeaked.

"Sorry little man. I found your vampire online. Well, actually, Omi and some totally hot chic found him."
"Hot chic? Help me up."



"Whoa, she's totally hot. Says her name's Peri." Micah grinned and smoothed his messy hair back. "Think she'd date a mouse-sized dude?"
"Dunno brah. Like, we should totally ask her out," Ryan drawled.
"What do you mean we?" Micah pouted. "There is no 'we'. Besides, we should probably be focusing on Ivan right now."
"Like, you focus on what you wanna focus on, brah." After a moment of thought, "You just said there was no 'we'."

*after 20 more minutes of arguing Micah finally finished the message*

"Wait a minute. Did they say.. 'another one?' What the heck is going on? Vargas told me he mailed our miniaturized Ivan to Santa Claus."



TBC

[Trethowan]

*slither*

"Vargas comes to see he does!"



Ryan nearly giggled. "Little snake man from another world. How goes?"
"Warm human is warm and Vargas likes him for napping. Softer than a rock in the sun, he is." Vargas rattled his tail with glee.

"Can we focus?" Micah sighed. "Guys?"



"Okay. I'm going to set up a video cam so we can send a message back to Omi and get to the bottom of this thing. We have to find a way to get Ivan back."



"You're just an awesome little dude," Ryan said. "I bet you could surf without a board."
"I'm awesome?" Vargas puffed his tiny chest. "I did defeat the evil fairy, Prince Foster."



"Okay, ready guys? Let me do all the talking. And Ryan, leave Peri alone."

[Trethowan]

"Um, h-- hi Peri," Micah stammered.



"You ninja'd me brah!" Ryan mussed his hair and waved to the camera. "Hey guys. How's it hanging'? So like, I think you guys have our Ivan? Except he sorta don't look right, man. He's... well... more derpy than usual."



Vargas whispered, "And naked." He then pounded his chest and shouted, "I DEFEATED THE MIGHTY PRINCE FOSTER!"

Ryan wiggled a finger in his ear and continued, "So like, if you could let us know what's going on or something, that'd be cool. Okay? Well, thanks Omi and Peri and nice to see you guys n' stuff. Hope Ivan doesn't cause you trouble."



"Bye Peri..." Micah stammered.

*blush blush blush*

[Lamia of the Dark]

>_< lol, Ryan and Chibi-Vargas are adorable together.