Ivan: Where is my motorcycle? I demand it be returned to me at once.
Me: You wrecked it doing wheelies in my living room. Gabe has it in the shop.
Ivan: It isn't my fault! This conveyance does not go as fast. I do not like it.
Me: Don't be a butt, you'll hurt Greyhaunt's feelings, I bought it from her and IT IS AWESOME. Apologize and say you like it.
Ivan: No. I do not like it. Give it to Micah instead. He's a nerdy school-boy, he will ride this upright seated machine.
Me: Micah rides a Harley you big goof. He can probably handle more bike than you can.
Ivan: AHAA!! I have defeated you, woman! What will you say to THIS!?
Me: I say your stumpy little chibi-arms can't reach the handles.
*struggle* Of course they can...
Almost... *reeeaaacchhh*
AHA! There, I got it. I... wait. My hair. *yoink* My hair is caught in the... WOMAN! Don't walk away from me! *Chbi-Ivan screams like a girl* Come back here this instant and free me! This device is possessed by evil powers and has caught me in a ... yes, a horrific trap! My sword, my armor! Bring it to me that I might smite it with my ... hello? Where are you? This isn't funny.
Later...
Chibi-Ivan: ".... and so then I defeated the evil spirits inhabiting the rice-rocket and an entire horde of machine-beasts. It was a glorious battle."
"You are the most amazing warrior ever to grace this earth. There should be parades set up to honor your magnificence."
"You know something Mini-Ivan, I think you're my second-most favorite person in the world."
"Chibi-Ivan, I think the same thing about you. Chibi-me, you complete me."
Austin Powers moment.
