Klar: Ooooooh, Aurym... Your hands are so full of that slimy slippery thing! You're so great!
Aurym: ...
Aurym: Octopi aren't slimy, nor are they slippery.
Klar: Hmmm, really? Can I try holding it?
Vladimir: O___o
End!~
Notes: The first photostory I toss Vladimir the octopus into, I do this....
Though, to be honest, I had this idea floating around my mind long before I even thought of buying Vladimir. Except I was going to reference the hag fish instead of an octopus, which is actually ridiculously slimy and slippery. XD