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Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

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Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby Trethowan » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:48 pm

I did these back around 2010 when I just had the two dolls. Since everyone is boxed up I can't do anything new. These silly stories were posted on Junkyspot, I thought I'd import 'em here for laughs. Welcome to the time warp!

The Ghost of Christmas Past

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Marley: Ivaneezer Scrooge! I've come to warn you of teeeerible danger!

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Ivan: Miss Marley? It IS you. But, you died, seven centuries ago!
Marley: Yes, but me loved you long time. That's why I've come back. A silver chain awaits you, seven times longer than the one I now wear.
Ivan: Silver! *gasp* No... how can I avoid such a terror?
Marley: You will be visited by three ghosts. They'll tell you what to do.
Ivan: If you say so...


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Their apartment was nearly empty. Finals were over and the guys went home for the holidays, leaving Ivaneezer alone to fend for himself. He slept under the tree. The grouchy old scrooge wasn't willing to admit he was terribly lonely.

Already forgetting Miss Marley's dire warning, he drifted off to sleep. Humbug, he said. Humbug.

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A bright light and tinkling sound woke him.

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What humbuggery is this? Who are you?

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Why, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. I'm here to rub your face in your every screw up. I'm on the clock here, so let's get moving.

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Is this another dream in which I'll be attacked by horrible socks?
Ghost: No, this isn't a dream!
Ivan: I suppose not, if this were a dream you'd be a hot lady wearing a lot less...

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Ghost: Look. Your fallen comrades, slain in battle.
Ivan: Why bring me here? This was centuries ago!!


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Ghost: They didn't need to die that day, you went into battle for vanity, over a petty insult by a neighboring king. You sacrificed your men for pride, not your people.

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Ivan: Shut up! What would you know of it? You weren't there, how dare you accuse me of--
Ghost: You are a proud and vain man and your vanity killed an entire army of loyal soldiers without need, you---

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It worked for George C. Scott, it'll work for me!
*snuff snuff snuff*
The Christmas Ghost continued cackling in annoying laughter.
Grrrrr....

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Ah! Another nightmare. Why do I keep having such horrible dreams?
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Re: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby Trethowan » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:48 pm

The Ghost of Christmas Present

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Oh come on. Now what?

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Haha!! Hehe!! Hoho!! After much maniacal laughter, the jolly fellow announced he was the ghost of Christmas Present.

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Ivan: Look, if you really cared about my welfare, you'd let me get a decent day's sleep.
Ghost 2: Oh come now, Ivaneezer! Where's your Christmas spirit?
Ivan: I'm a vampire. I don't really think that I have a---

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Nonsense. Take my robe!

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Ghost: What do you see?
Ivan: Wait a sec, aren't you supposed to zap me off somewhere?
Ghost: I'm on a budget here. So answer the question.
Ivan: The tree.
Ghost: Exactly... an empty tree. There's no gifts. There's no people. You're all alone. Why do you suppose that is?
Ivan: Because Micah left, that's why.

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Ghost: That's right! He left because of you!

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Ghost 2: Look beneath my robe, Ivaneezer.
Ivan: Oh, hey dude... I really don't swing that way, but thanks anyway.
The Ghost of Christmas Present sighed, and rolled his eyes.

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They are Pride, and Greed. They are YOUR children!

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Ivan: No... it can't be.
Ghost 2: Yes, you must turn from your selfish ways, Ivanzeezer.
Ivan: They don't look a thing like me. Is this a grab for child support?
Ghost 2: You must reform, or the shadows of the things you have seen shall remain...

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Remove them! I wish to see them no longer.

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They are covered. But they are there. OH YES!! They ARE there!!!

*poof*

Ivan was abandoned by the jolly and twisted Ghost of Christmas Present...
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Re: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby Trethowan » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:49 pm

The Ghost of Christmas Future

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Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

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Are you the third ghost, the ghost of whom I was fortold?

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Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!

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Very well. You're a quiet ghost. Lead on then.

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It's my friend Micah! Wait, what's he doing? Why is the apartment empty?

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Micah: Hey guys, it was great of you to all come and see me off. I'm sorta sad about taking the job in sunny California. Too bad Ivan isn't here to say goodbye.
Ivan: Wait, you can't leave. Don't go, I... I know I'm a selfish jerk but... why aren't you taking me with you? Hey!
Micah: I wish Ivan hadn't ... well. Well, he made his choices.
Ivan: Hey! Come on ghost, what's going on???

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Yaarrrrr....
Wait, wait! I can change! I can still change! These things which you've shown me, they're what MIGHT be, not what must be... otherwise why waste my time?
Yarrr.....
I can change! I want to change!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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No!!!

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No!! Noooooo!!!

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AUGH! What a horrible nightmare. Wait, no! It wasn't a nightmare. I'm still alive! There's still a chance!

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The door clicked open, and Ivan heard the sound of bags hitting the floor.
Micah: Hey, I'm home.

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Micah? I thought you were gone for the holidays.

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Micah: Yeah, about that. I felt bad about being gone all during Christmas break. I felt bad about leaving you alone all that time.
Ivan: Yes, well... um.. Yes. I deserved it.
Micah: You usually do. Say, why don't you come to Christmas dinner with me? You can meet my family.

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Ivan: Do you mean it?
Micah: OOPHH!!! *He squeaked* Vam..pire... strength... can't... breathe...

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Ivan: I'll never be a jerk again, I promise. I'll never ask to bite you, and I'll never stare at your neck again, ever, even though your virgin blood smells so wonderful!
Micah: Come on, don't go telling everyone!!

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Ivan: Sorry...
Micah: *sigh* Merry Christmas, Ivan.
Ivan: And a Happy New Year!!
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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby Iwa_Hoshi » Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:46 am

Lol. Always funny to read their adventures.

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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby takahirokumiko » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:50 pm

Ah, it's good to see them again. Very nice.
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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby quidam » Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:31 am

Yaaay!!!!
Nothing says Christmas quite like the story of a self-centered vampire!
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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby richila » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:09 am

We will take Ivan any way we can get him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby Qrinta » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:26 am

Agreed! I love this photostory nothing wrong with enjoying it again. XD
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Re: Reruns from 2010: A Dollieh Christmas Carol

Postby maywong » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:00 pm

I love this.
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