Yep, I'll freely admit to being a twisted sucker and, if I had the money, I'd buy one of these:
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Your own (sadly non-functioning) 1/6 scale nuclear warhead, complete with a wheeled cart and control box. I recall reading somewhere that this is based on a prop made for the movie True Lies. With a few of these and my giant orbital "LAY-ZER" (must be said with finger quote marks), my plans for 1/6 scale world domination would be even closer to reality! Bwahahaha!