Life in the Room [Photo Stories!]

[werepuppy]

On The Shelf


"If he does anything to harm you, Rey, then I can easily assist."
"Thanks, Di, but I can handle him,"
"I literally just got here."
"So?" 
"... Kriffin' hell."

[davidd]

Rey can handle him. In fact, she can, quite literally, decide whether he lives or dies... and if he lives again after he dies.

[Iwa_Hoshi]

"I literally just got here."

See Ben, see what happens when even Diana is more concern about how you treat Rey rather than what you have done to rest of the Star Wars verse.


Oh and Diana needs to start a martial arts class for some of the girls like Clawdeen(she is Clawdeen yes?). Doing roundhouse kicks in sharp high heels can be rather devastating.

[werepuppy]

Rey can handle him. In fact, she can, quite literally, decide whether he lives or dies... and if he lives again after he dies.

To be fair, he can do the same for her. It's a vicious cycle. Well, not vicious more ... the potential for humor is there.

See Ben, see what happens when even Diana is more concern about how you treat Rey rather than what you have done to rest of the Star Wars verse.

Oh and Diana needs to start a martial arts class for some of the girls like Clawdeen(she is Clawdeen yes?). Doing roundhouse kicks in sharp high heels can be rather devastating.

Well, to be fair, no one buys him as a galactic overlord in the Room. He's too emo.

Diana does run a martial arts class. I really should show some of it...

- - -

The Sight of Her...


"She's... She's so..."
"I am right here, Ben!"

[davidd]

"Yeah, but it's not like we're an item or anything, as you have made abundantly clear!"

To be fair, he can do the same for her. It's a vicious cycle. Well, not vicious more ... the potential for humor is there.

Except, she resuscitates him after she kills him, which is definitely much cooler. Like, any time he steps out of line, stab thru the heart with a light sabre! He, on the other hand, actually dies when he reanimates her. So she's kinda got an edge.

Yeah, long-term humor potential, because of that stabbed with a light sabre thing. He will never let that go! And she can always hold that threat over him!

[Iwa_Hoshi]

"Yeah, but it's not like we're an item or anything, as you have made abundantly clear!"

To be fair, he can do the same for her. It's a vicious cycle. Well, not vicious more ... the potential for humor is there.

Except, she resuscitates him after she kills him, which is definitely much cooler. Like, any time he steps out of line, stab thru the heart with a light sabre! He, on the other hand, actually dies when he reanimates her. So she's kinda got an edge.

Yeah, long-term humor potential, because of that stabbed with a light sabre thing. He will never let that go! And she can always hold that threat over him!

All this. Kinda thankful that its done for humor. Their relationship isn't healthy and I can't stand him.

As for Room-Ben I'm kinda waiting for his mother to come or Diana to lose her patience and smack Ben on the upside of his head for playing dangerous Lightsaber games. People lose limbs and lower bodies due to dangerous lightsaber usage.... oh wait....


Oh yeah. Took me a while to realise you have a second pair of ReyBenSS

[werepuppy]

"Yeah, but it's not like we're an item or anything, as you have made abundantly clear!"

Yeah, long-term humor potential, because of that stabbed with a light sabre thing. He will never let that go! And she can always hold that threat over him!

Exactly! I always play for the humour, you know this!

All this. Kinda thankful that its done for humor. Their relationship isn't healthy and I can't stand him.

As for Room-Ben I'm kinda waiting for his mother to come or Diana to lose her patience and smack Ben on the upside of his head for playing dangerous Lightsaber games. People lose limbs and lower bodies due to dangerous lightsaber usage.... oh wait....

Oh yeah. Took me a while to realise you have a second pair of ReyBenSS

Kylo-Ben of the Room is not the same as his film counterpart - he's a lot more emo to start with. Think of it a bit like the Big Edward and Tiny Edward from Secret Life of Dolls. I take x amount from the films, and then run with it how I want.

in the Room? Everything is played for humor. Well, pretty much everything. Occasional moment of playing it straight. Like using the second pair of Rey and Kylo-Ben - I realised I could get some jokes from it.

- - -

Discussion


"I meant what I said on the shelf. If you hurt Rey, I will run you through."
"...You are aware she is more than capable of fighting for herself?" 
"Yes, but we're friends. I always support my friends." 
"... Oh."

[neon_jellyfish]

That's so like him to be torn between two... Reys. I wonder how will the bigger Ben react when he finds out! That is, if he doesn't lose consciousness because of the too-hard-to-understand notion Wondsie just threw his way

[davidd]

"Run me through? Really? Is that becoming, like, some kind of Instagram or YouTube fad or something?"

[werepuppy]

That's so like him to be torn between two... Reys. I wonder how will the bigger Ben react when he finds out! That is, if he doesn't lose consciousness because of the too-hard-to-understand notion Wondsie just threw his way

Oh there's humor to be had... And yes, he is perplexed by this idea of standing up for your friends. Also perplexed by the idea of friends. ... He'll learn.

"Run me through? Really? Is that becoming, like, some kind of Instagram or YouTube fad or something?"

He doesn't understand fads. At all.

- - -

Possessive 1


"Wha...?"
"My Rey, get your own!"
"...Seriously?!"