Life in the Room [Photo Stories!]

[davidd]

Poor Loki! He will develop an inferiority complex. First it was his taller brother, then that taller Wonder Woman, and now a taller newcomer. And unlike Thor and Diana, this particular taller newcomer is a whimpering simp.

You may need to re-body Loki. Or get him some thicker-soled shoes.

Or Loki could put the moves on Rey. (For show, of course, and with Loyal One's approval.)

[werepuppy]

:lol:
OK, that is way too hilarious!

Serves Kylo right, expecting Loki to be a good confidant was most naive.

Bare-knuckle fighting is the way of the real gentleman!

They're in the Villain Club together! He's supposed to help! ... He's really got no clue...

Poor Loki! He will develop an inferiority complex. First it was his taller brother, then that taller Wonder Woman, and now a taller newcomer. And unlike Thor and Diana, this particular taller newcomer is a whimpering simp.

You may need to re-body Loki. Or get him some thicker-soled shoes.

Or Loki could put the moves on Rey. (For show, of course, and with Loyal One's approval.)

He can handle Thor being taller, he's always been taller that git. Also Diana... well, it's Diana, you just don't argue with her. But this is Kylo-Ben! Loki is more of a galactic conquer than Kylo-Ben! I would rebody him if I could find the right kind of body but honestly? I'm kind of liking this all-powerful Loki who is a bit shorter than people think. Also right now is a good height for his Loyal One so that must be considered

Also he is not putting the moves on Rey - she's lethal with that staff of hers...

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Cold


"This mean nothing, I'm just... really cold, and you're stupidly tall."
"I know that, but you're not the only person who's cold! You could at least..."
"No, this is mine now, go find something else."
"..."
"Mine."

(Rey lived on a desert planet. Now she's in Scotland. She really is just cold.)

[neon_jellyfish]

This launched a train of thought in my head that started with him going to find something else to warm himself up, and ended with him having a cocoa moustache (alternatively hot chocolate moustache). I'm going to make myself some hot chocolate.

[davidd]

I'm going to make myself some hot chocolate.

That's a good idea. I'm going to do that, too. (It's 12˚F/-11˚C at 930am here!)

Oh... the photo: the jacket-cloak looks better on Rey. Yes, she should keep it. It's hers now.

[werepuppy]

This launched a train of thought in my head that started with him going to find something else to warm himself up, and ended with him having a cocoa moustache (alternatively hot chocolate moustache). I'm going to make myself some hot chocolate.

And now I want hot chocolate. We don't have any in the house. Man, I need to go grocery shopping...

the jacket-cloak looks better on Rey. Yes, she should keep it. It's hers now.

Exactly! It keeps her warm and she's from a planet that was really warm. She's keeping the cloak.

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Thought You'd Be Taller


"... But I thought..."
"The Vader suit had lifts..."

(Hayden Christensen is 6'. David Prowse - the original suit actor for Vader - is 6'6". Vader's height has been listed as both 6'2" and 6'7.5". Conclusion? Vader wears lifts.)

(Driver is 6'2", for those curious.)

[neon_jellyfish]

That or he uses Addams Family's rack for stretching...

[davidd]

Vader's imposing presence makes him seem taller.

Or Anakin was smart enough to hire a stand-in for when he needed to be intimidating.

[Iwa_Hoshi]

This is why you don't meet your idols Well he did lose his legs and arm. Otherwise Ben got his height from Dad.

[werepuppy]

That or he uses Addams Family's rack for stretching...

Oh, that's possible... I mean, maybe. I don't think Anakin knows any Addamses. Yet.

Vader's imposing presence makes him seem taller.

Or Anakin was smart enough to hire a stand-in for when he needed to be intimidating.

I don't think Anakin's smart enough for that. He lives for the drama, not the smart. Lifts work for the drama

This is why you don't meet your idols Well he did lose his legs and arm. Otherwise Ben got his height from Dad.

Kylo-Ben is a lot more like Han than he (currently) wants to admit. We're working on it.

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Interruption


"So you're not human, an' you're not a demon... Just what are you, mate?" 
"Trying to enjoy my ice."

[neon_jellyfish]

I wonder what would happen if Cousin John accidentally (or not so much) melted the popsicle with his fire magic. That could be an epic battle! I'd place my bet on... lemme see... Hm, probably Diana.