Victoria: ...this grey wig is cute...
Me: Vee?
Victoria: Ya? Whats up?
Me: Do you know about... Wait when did you get green eyes?
Victoria: I got them on-line, by the way the internet is fascinating. Especially this Ebay.
Me: Were are you getting the money from?
Victoria: Silly! You don't need money for Ebay! You can have a pal pay for you.
Me: *groans* That's not what that means!
Victoria: Huh? You mean their not my pal?
Me: No, it's a third party payment plan. Their taking the money from my credit card!
Victoria: Oh no! I just thought...
Me: Well this is partially my fault, I should have explained some things before throwing you on-line...
Victoria: Well what now?
Me: I'll have to send stuff back to get a refund...But we'll keep the eyes, I needed to get a new pair any way...
Me: I guess I know why this came in the mail.
Victoria: Hay! It's the fox spirit flute!
Me: Fox spirit flute?
Victoria: Yup! A flute guaranteed to have a fox spirit living in it.
Victoria: It says so in the description!
Me: Vee, you can't believe everything they say, the'll tell you anything to get you to buy.
Me: Here, I'll show you. *plays flute badly*
Victoria: GAH!
Me: *stops playing* OMG! Are you alright!
???: Yes I'm fine...
Me:
???: How may I serve you?
Me: What the f-
To be continued...
