"I feel so strange..."
She peeked under the covers, "Woah Nelly, I have hips!" She couldn't believe it and threw the covers off racing into the bathroom for a better look... but something wasn't quite right. "Hmm... guess I'm not finished yet. I need more colour and nipples. What's with the no nipple look anyway? And a tat... definitely need a tat."
She rang the local beauty salon and asked for a complete body blush with all the trimmings.
When she arrived home she felt dizzy with excitement and wandered into the lounge.
"This is some body, better than I could have imagined."
"Nice boobs, great nips and my orchid tat is fantastic."
"The perfect body for a new life. Which reminds me... I'm supposed to be interviewing today. Ahh... why not test him and stay like this? Haha... that should put a smile on his face."
The poor chap just didn't know where to look.
Orchid:"So you think you can fix everything, manage my affairs, clean the house, take care of the cats and keep things running smoothly?"
Dexter: "Erm... Yes, sure... whatever you need, I mean, whatever jobs you need done, I can service you, erm.. them."
Orchid: "That's great. So you are willing to service all my requirements?"
Orchid: "Both personal and business?"
Dexter: whispered... I'd certainly like to service you.
*cough* "Yes, of course." If I get this job, I'm going to be the happiest man alive. Must keep my cool, don't look too keen. Who's ever heard of nude interviewing? I must be dreaming.
Orchid: "That sounds perfect then, Dexter. You're hired. You start, oh let me see... how about right now? You can take the cats for a walk..."
Prupple: "prrreow?"
Orchid: "... then fix the painting on my wall in the bedroom and then we'll go from there."
Dexter: "Thank you. You won't regret it. I'm a fantastic lover worker. I give the best and guarantee satisfaction."
Orchid: "Now that's what I like to hear."
Prupple: "Meeeuuuwwpp!"
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